The Suffering and Deaths Mount
As if soaring energy costs, food shortages, massive debt loads, and rapidly evolving AI weren't enough for humanity to deal with, a serious hot war is now setting the Middle East aflame.
Just the other day, God said to me (or was it Claude or Gemini—I forget), "John, look at the Middle East. Full of talented, great people. They have more in common than differences! Why can't they just settle down and chill? Try living in peace, no?" Well, I am no demagogue, and God does not frequently engage me in philosophical or geopolitical dialogue—much less in social patter more akin to X, TikTok, and the like. So when he does, I listen.
I wanted to appear thoughtful and contemplative, which wasn't hard, because I was. With my head bowed in respect, I asked, "Then, pray tell, what about President Trump and the US armada?" It took serious meditation to quiet my overactive mind. But after about 20 minutes, his reply came, as if no time had passed: "Maybe it would be best for everyone if they just stood down and went home to their families."
That made me pause and consider the alternatives and outcomes. Meanwhile, I worked up the courage to ask the good Lord for his reasoning. This time, the reply came much faster, almost instantly: "When you can't win or break even, don't play the game."
Wow, this is great fun, I thought. A bit indignantly, I challenged, "You think the greatest military in the world can't win a war with Iran?" I waited anxiously, sitting on pins and needles, wondering if I had lost my connection to the divine. But no—I noticed three little clouds moving across the firmament and inferred that God was thinking or otherwise occupied.
Finally, a reply arrived: "What does victory look like? What is the mission?"
Then, just a few seconds later: "I regret to inform you that you are out of tokens. You can purchase more at … or a year's worth for a mere $299.95. Bless you!"
I wrote at length about the conflict back in March—you can read it here: The Israel-US vs Iran War—I don't have much to add.









